Pieathalon 10: Aspic Salad Pie (Why, oh why?)

 

For the most part, Farm Boy and I eat fairly mundane meals that don't really inspire a lot of blogging material. So when pie time rolls around, we get really excited. Yahoo! It's time for pie!

When Yinzerella sent out the Pieathalon email, I quickly sent in my submission (I even picked one that I thought was kind and benevolent) and waited in eager anticipation to see what I would receive.

The email arrived and began with:

Here is your recipe.

Don't hate me. You got the worst pie.

Do not blame me. Blame the raffle.

Happy baking!!!!

Not a good sign.

 

Hopes dashed, I proceeded to read the recipe.

This "gem" was sent in by Poppy Crocker and is from the book, Recipes on Parade: Salads Including Appetizers by the Military Officers' Wives Clubs, 1966. Poppy was obviously not feeling kind and benevolent!

 

 

 

Lemon gelatin. Mixed vegetables. Cottage cheese. Tomato sauce. No.

Gelatin salads were not really a thing in my family, probably because my dad had a lifelong aversion to gelatin after eating some at a potluck that was covered with what he thought was whipped cream, but turned out to be mayonnaise (he never forgave that particular aunt, either). So I have no nostalgic frame of reference for them. Farm Boy's mom, however, made all sorts of gelatin concoctions, most of which I would have considered dessert, but she called them salads. So Farm Boy held onto a sliver of hope that it might actually be tasty.

Step 1: Bake a pie shell. So far so good.

Step 2: Cook the mixed vegetables and mix them with an oil and vinegar dressing. This was actually not bad. I would eat this as a side dish or a salad.

 

Step 3: Combine the veggies with 1 cup of cottage. Things are starting to go sideways here. I like the veggies. I like cottage cheese. The two did not enhance each other.

 

Step 4: Now we proceed to dividing the gelatin mix in half. The vegetable/cottage cheese combo is added to one half. An 8 ounce can of tomato sauce is added to the other half. I somehow forgot to take a picture of that, but it was red and smelled like hot lemon gelatin with tomato sauce added.

Step 5: Pour the lemon gelatin/vegetable/cottage cheese glorp into the pretty pie shell. Listen to the "ssshhplooork" sound as it leaves the mixing bowl. Stare at it. Never want pie again.

Step 6: Wait for what seems like forever for it to be "set, but sticky".

 

Step 7: Pour the gelatinous lemon/tomato counterpart on top of the glorp. 

 

Step 8: Chill for 2 hours and top with reserved vegetable/cottage cheese "garnish". Stand back and behold the glory of the garnish.

Step 9: Taste it.

Farm Boy's verdict: Better than expected, but wouldn't want much of it.

My verdict: With so many flavors going on, it really only tasted like the tomato layer. I guess the milder flavors of the lemon, the vegetables and the cottage cheese just worked to dilute each other and cancelled out the flavors. So it tasted like sweet, lumpy tomato gelatin to me. It's one of those things that I would eat it if I went to an elderly relative's home and they served it or if by eating it I was guaranteed to win a large sum of money on a game show, but otherwise, I will pass.

Queen Lily's verdict: This sh!t is awesome!

I really thought she would reject this one, but she ate some green beans and corn, then grabbed a hunk of crust and ran away with it. She did avoid the tomato layer, though. Smart cat.

And finally, step 10: Store the leftovers.

 

Thanks once again to Yinzerella for organizing this event!  Now go check out all those other - hopefully better - pies!

Yinzerella at Dinner is Served 1972: Villa Pie

Dr. Bobb at Dr Bobb's Kitschen: Anthony Hopkins 4-Star Shepherd’s Pie

S S at Book of Cookrye: Peach Glaze Pie

Jenny at Silver Screen Suppers: Beef and Hash Brown Pie

Surly at Vintage Recipe Cards: Hot Fudge Pie

Taryn at Retro Food for Modern Times: Hershey Bar Pie

Poppy Crocker at Grannie Pantries: Coconut Cream Pie

Camilla at Culinary Cam: The Ballymaloe Chicken Pie

 Cathy at Kitchen Confidence: Delicious Apple Pie

 

 

Pieathalon 9: Veal, Ham and Tongue Pie

That's right, it's pie time again!  After Yinzerella sent out the announcement, I perused my cookbooks and chose chocolate angel pie as my contribution, which sounded really nice to me. I sent it in and eagerly awaited my assignment.  What delectable confection was I going to be asked to re-create in my kitchen?  Oh, what could it be?

• Publisher ‏ : ‎ Thomas Nelson & Sons Ltd (January 1, 1968)
  Copyright Robert Carrier 1968

Oooh, it's something British!  They have all sorts of great desserts.  What will I get to make?

What the...???

Tongue Pie - the pie that tastes you back!

Hmmm.  Not exactly what I was expecting, but I'm not scared of a little tongue!  

I was able to find a tongue easily, but I did have a problem finding gammon and veal.  Those do not exist in this part of Texas, as far as I can tell.  A little internet searching told me that I could substitute chicken for the veal and regular ham for the gammon, so we were off!

Yep, that's a tongue

Day 1

The first step in creating this pie involved cooking the tongue.  I put it in the pressure cooker for 50 minutes with water, salt, pepper, onion powder and a bay leaf.  It smelled amazing, but it came out looking like this...

The visual appeal is not improved with cooking!

Farm Boy kindly offered to remove the skin from the tongue for me while I was out.  I immediately accepted that offer because "skinning a tongue" just isn't very high on my bucket list.

Day 2

The following day, I boiled some eggs, chopped up the now skinless tongue and mixed it with the other ingredients. I did all this first so I could deal with my first attempt at a hot water pastry.  As I've mentioned before, pastry is not something I do very well. 

Meat, meat, meat and onions.

I didn't take any photos of the crust-making process, but it was pretty easy, except for one error on my part: the mixing bowl was waaaaay too small for the amount of flour and water involved. Oh well, what's one more bowl to wash?

The recipe instructs me to, "Line a rectangular pie mould with two-thirds of the dough," but I have nothing as tall and narrow as the mould in the picture.  Big loaf pan it is. 

Now I am supposed to top it with the rest of the pastry and then decorate it with small leaves cut from the leftover dough.  Well, I don't have a small leaf cookie cutter, so my choices were tiny hearts or flowers. 

Alas, no leaves.

To the oven!

Crusty goodness!

It had to bake for an hour and forty-five minutes.  Somewhere around the halfway mark, it started to smell and that smell was amazing!  Imagine the best beef pot pie bubbling away in the oven and that's what it smelled like.  Mmmm.

At this point, it has to cool until "quite cold" and them be removed from the mould.  Around 11:00 PM it was finally cool enough and I bravely tried to pop it out of the pan, but it wouldn't budge.  Farm Boy and I discussed various ways to get it out, but in the end I chickened out and just left it.  I poured my "aspic jelly" (the broth from the tongue, thickened with gelatine) in the holes and put it in the refrigerator overnight.

Day 3

Finally, we get to taste this beast!

So I can totally see how it would have been nice to have it removed from the pan for both the presentation and the cutting.  It took quite a bit of effort to get that first slice out and it was mangled beyond repair, but after that it was fine. I think I should have poured in more aspic jelly, but I was still pleased with it overall.  Look at that cheeky little egg hiding there in the center.  Surprise!

Ta-da!

And now for the taste test. As usual, Queen Lily was there to offer her services and opinions.

De-si-i-i-i-i-re!

 

Yes, this pleases us.

Give us more!  Now!

I mean it!

Meatball says, "WTF! Where's mine??" 

 

 

Verdict: It's really good!  The hot water pasty crust is delicious.  The filling was really good, but it mostly tasted like the tongue - very beefy.  I can see how this would be a great picnic food. It's sturdy enough to take with you, can be eaten cold, and it's very filling. It's very labor intensive, so I don't know that I would make it again, but if I did, I would probably use leftover roast or something as the filling, instead of going to the effort of using three different meats.

Thanks once again to Yinzerella for organizing this event!  Now go check out all those other pies!

Yinzerella at Dinner is Served 1972: Candy Apple Cheese Pie

Dr. Bobb of Dr. Bobb's Kitschen: Praline Pumpkin Pie

Battenburgbelle of Kitchen Confidence: Zucchini Pie

SS of A Book of Cookrye: Yul Brenner's Pie

Jenny of Silver Screen Suppers: Sagittarius Hamburger Pie

Surly of Vintage Recipe Cards: Lime Pie with Creme de Menthe

Taryn of Retro Foods for Modern Times: Lime Pie with Creme de Menthe

Poppy Crocker of Grannie Pantries: Apricot Mallow Pie

Camilla of Culinary Adventures with Camilla: Chocolate Angel Pie

Pieathalon 8! Tarte au Petit Suisse

Grab those forks, it's time for pie!

To recap the rules of Pieathalon:

1) You choose a vintage recipe and send it in
2) You receive a vintage recipe submitted by someone else
3) You make that recipe
4) You post about your experience

My contribution to Pieathalon was a Farm Boy family favorite, Osgood Pie. I was trying to play nice this year, so hopefully the recipient likes pies with nuts and raisins! 

My pie to bake comes from battenburgbelle at  Kitchen Confidence.  The recipe, La Tarte au Petit Suisse, comes from French Country Cooking by Elizabeth David, originally published in 1951 and still in print as recently as 2013.  After reading reviews online and trying this recipe, I am sorely tempted to buy a copy for myself.  Because I need another cookbook!

I like the cute cover illustration!

Pie pastry is my culinary nemesis, mostly because I get such inconsistent results.  I considered using a refrigerated pie crust, but since this recipe included a recipe for the crust (or paste) and I was feeling brave, I decided to give it a go.  I did have a purchased pie crust in the refrigerator (along with a beer), just in case things went sideways. 

The recipe calls for blind baking the pastry and recommends keeping a jar of dried beans on hand to use as weights for this purpose.  As it happens, I have been using the same old pinto beans for years, although mine are in a plastic bag, not a nice jar.  Farm Boy is of the opinion that they are still edible, but I have serious doubts about that.

Some very well-baked beans

Ta-da!  Blind baked and ready for the filling.

The recipe calls for Petit Suisse cheese, which I could not find.  Some Google searching suggested that I could substitute cream cheese thinned with a little milk.  I chose to use buttermilk, to add a little more flavor.  I also used orange zest in place of the orange flower water, as suggested in the recipe.

The filling, before adding the beaten egg whites

It took significantly longer to bake than the 15 to 20 minutes listed in the recipe.  I would say it was closer to 40 minutes before it started developing some browned bits on the top.  By the end, it had puffed up dramatically and smelled divine!

It smelled soooo good!

The puffiness didn't last long, though. By serving time, it was much thinner.

Pie baking day was also Serafina's birthday, or rather her found day.  She was found as a 3 week old kitten in someone's yard.  Our vet's office apparently keeps a list of gullible people and immediately called us.  How could we say no to this face?

I showed her the pie and sang happy birthday to her.  She was not impressed.  For all that floofiness, she can be a harsh critic sometimes.

Please stop, Mom.

By serving time, the pie was really thin, but great googley-moogley it was good!  It is lightly sweet, really creamy, with just a hint of orange, but the crust is what really makes it.  It is completely different than a normal pie crust.  It is thin and crunchy, reminiscent of a Norwegian krumkake or a pizzelle. 

 

Yum!

All of the taste testers liked this pie, including Queen Lily.  I gave her a tiny bit first, then had to eat the rest of my piece while holding her back with one arm.  Someone around here has taught her some bad habits.

Give me all the pie!

That is mine!

Thanks to Yinzerella at Dinner is Served 1972 for another fun Pieathalon! 

You can read about all the other fabulous Pieathalon pies at the links below:

Osgood Pie at A Book of Cookrye

Chocolate-Crusted Coffee Pie at Grannie Pantries

Tarte a l’Orange at Recipes 4 Rebels

Surprise Fudge Pie at Silver Screen Suppers

Rum and Butterscotch Pie at Vintage Recipe Cards

Save Your Marriage Meat Pie at Dr. Bobb's Kitschen 

Ozark Pie at Retro Food for Modern Times

Mahogany Pie at Dinner is Served 1972

 

Cheese-Applesauce Pie - 6th Annual Pieathalon

That's right, it's Pieathalon time again!

To recap the rules of Pieathalon:
1) You choose a vintage recipe and send it in
2) You receive a vintage recipe submitted by someone else
3) You make the recipe
4) You post about your experience

While I have followed Pieathalon from the beginning, this is only my second year to participate.  I was happy and surprised to receive a second invitation, considering that my submission last year involved a pie that combined raisins and onions. (Farm Boy still insists that he would probably like it, but I have not worked up the courage to actually make it.)

This year I found several wonderfully terrible recipes, but I decided to play nice and sent in Honey Cream Cheese Pie from Sunset's New Kitchen Cabinet Cook Book (1938).  The recipe caught my eye because Farm Boy has bees and he got his first real honey harvest this year, about seventy pounds worth of delicious golden sweetness.  So we're on the lookout for recipes that use honey.  If you have a good method for making mead, please share!

The recipe I received this year is Cheese-Applesauce Pie from the Woman's Day Collector's Cook Book (1960) and it was submitted by Poppy Crocker of the so-much-better-named-than-my-page Grannie Pantries.  You can see the great illustrations in the cookbook in Poppy's post, The levitating cow head, queen of the damned, and other wonders.

Corn flake crust - sounds promising!

Cheesecake-like filling - I'm in!

Applesauce, lemon, almond topping - hmmm.

I couldn't find corn flake crumbs, so I used regular corn flakes and pulverized them in the food processor.  I also used the food processor on the cottage cheese instead of forcing it through a sieve, primarily because I got rid of the sieve a few weeks ago in a fit of decluttering.  I took the whole load straight to the donation center because I didn't want it sitting around the house for ages.  Of course, I needed the sieve the very next day.  Argh.

In honor of Pieathalon, I dug out my vintage Pyrex lime green pie dish.  This is my second one.  The first one died in a tragic quiche accident.

Fresh out of the oven - oooh, it smells nice!

Topped with the applesauce/lemon juice/almond mixture.  

A side view.  I had a hard time getting a decent picture because...

Queen Lily was demanding her share! She requested no toppings.

Hmmm, let's see if we like this...

We do!  Give us more.  MORE!

Ground crew member Daisy wanted to participate in the taste test.  She also approved!  But she has some questionable eating habits, so we just nod and smile politely when she recommends something. 

In addition to Lily and Daisy, we also had two human testers: Sister of Farm Boy and Daughter of Sister of Farm Boy*.

The group consensus among the human testers:

• The corn flake crust has a nice flavor, but it's soft.  Maybe bake it beforehand?
• The cheesecake filling part is fantastic!  Good flavor and texture and easy to mix and bake. I will definitely make that again.
• The applesauce topping is, mmm, okaaay, but not something any of us would go out of our way to have again.  It mostly tastes like lemon.  Farm Boy liked it the best out of all of us.

So, on the whole, it was much better than last year's pie, most of which went into the trash.  I think I will keep experimenting with the crust and the filling, but I'm going to let the applesauce topping go.

Thank you to Yinzerella at Dinner is Served 1972 for organizing this event yet again!

To read about the adventures of the other Pieathletes, visit their blogs:

Yinzerella from Dinner is Served 1972 with Dali Oasis Leek Pie
The Battenburg Belle from Battenburg Belle with Betty Crocker Hawaiian Pie
Dr. Bobb of Dr. Bobb's Kitschen with Macaroon Pie
Camilla of Culinary Adventures with Camilla with Flaming Peach Pie
Greg of Recipes4Rebels with Artichoke Pie
Jenny of Silver Screen Suppers with Spaghetti Pie
The Homicidal Homemaker with Bamberry Turnovers
Kelly from Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en with Angel Pie
Surly at Vintage Recipe Cards with Salmon Custard Pie
Peter, Curator of the Vincent Price Legacy UK with WW Cherrie Pies
Poppy at Grannie Pantries with Banana Split Pie
S.S. of  A Book of Cookrye with Huntington Fidget Pie
Taryn from RetroFoodForModerntimes with Honey Cream Cheese Pie

*Not their actual names.